Random Sosyalist Musings of the Komunistang Sosyal

https://www.flickr.com/photos/notionscapital Fellow comrades! It's time to prepare for the maanghang na rebolusyon! The Komunistang Sosyal would like to feature another segment of Cooking with Communism. This time, Communist cooking shows the power of Sichuan. The dakilang guro of Maoism, Mao Zedong even said, "The food of the true revolutionary is red pepper. And he who cannot endure red peppers is also unable to fight." That's the color of Communism! Kulay pula! It's doubtful that the likes of the CPP-NPA can handle the heat of red peppers that Mao has so praised! The revolutionary must learn to love spicy food, as taught by the great teacher Mao .  The shrewd peasant organizer had a mean, even “spiteful” streak. “For example, for a long time I could not accustom myself to the strongly spiced food, such as hot fried peppers, which is traditional to southern China, especially in Hunan, Mao’s birthplace.” The Soviet agent’s tender taste buds invited Mao’s mockery....

Fellow kasamas of the new order! It's only proper to first greet a maligayang kaarawan to the great founder of Sosyalism which can be termed as Komunistang Sosyal. Bigay pugay muna to the man that made the late Joma Sison obsolete. We would talk about the great man who made Communist China great namely Deng Xiaoping. It's been decades since he's gone but we can't deny that Socialism with Chinese Characteristics. It's the very manifesto that Komunistas are to follow instead of old absurd models that never worked .  Why would we talk about Deng himself as a great man? It was indeed an amazing move when Deng visited the great late Lee Kuan Yew. Why should the whinings of the idiocy of the group called Migraine International be heard? Did Migraine International provide jobs for Filipinos? They're too busy mourning over the decades-old Plor Kontemplasyon - a woman that was proven to be GUILTY by Singapore. If the crime was in China - her fate would even be more seale...

As a courtesy of the Komunistang Sosyal - it would like to share how Communist Vietnam redefined socialism. "You young people have no idea what Socialism is like!" might be what a Cuban or Venezuelan will say. The original song was by a certain singer named Emmanuel and Jacky Cheung of Hong Kong did an English cover. Chances are that Cubans and Venezuelans will enjoy Ho Chi Minh City. Cuba and Venezuela need to stop being isolationists if they expect less massive immigration to democratic countries! Readers of the Komunistang Sosyal can bet that the CPP-NPA can't sing like this. Just think of this one... Former Representative Neri Colmenares' song is danced by the members of Migraine Internationale. The Komunistang Sosyal can only laugh at this dance number. It recommends that the reader should listen to the Vietnamese version of "Corazn De Melao". 

Tired of the still-in-denial they are Pulas' boring International renditions at the University of the Philippines campuses? Well, they ought to be thankful that they're not at Peking University or any China state-owned universities or they'll go to the GULAG. This version of the Internationale by celebrities pledging allegiance to the glorious Communist state.  The audiences are now livened up and living up for Communism! The Komunistang Sosyal would really say boo to this... Old, bland, and BORING. The Filipino Communists are so outdated that their rendition of the Internationale will not get recruits. Now this version than just F*** OFF RIGHT COMRADES?

Glorious comrades! It's time for another Cooking with Communism segment! This is the time to bring up the founder of Communist China, Mao Zedong's favorite dish. This is one dish that would make REAL socialism (or Komunistang Sosyal) so appealing to Cubans and Venezuelans. Just watching this video can make one hungry for the glories of Communism. A bit of advice is to choose LOW FAT pork belly. How do get the pork? Both China and Vietnam have allowed private enterprises to operate as long as they paid the proletariat properly. The private enterprises pledge allegiance to the Communist state - therefore the proletariat are co-owners in the means of production. New methods of modern socialist farming involve upgrades. In Cooking with Communism, the Komunistang Sosyal would always use new tools and methods. The gradual shift from capitalism (democratic free markets) to Komunistang Sosyal (Communism with free markets) is there. Newer cooking utensils, newer farming methods, and the...

There are many self-proclaimed socialists in America and the Pinas who hate the police. They say police will not help them. They want a cop-free socialist paradise where they can get what they want in a welfare state. That statement is bullsh*t. An investigation will tell you that a police free Communist utopia is inachievable. Just think about the use of police personnel in the successful Communist countries. You have police force in China and Vietnam working 24/7 to KEEP THEIR COMMUNIST STATES IN ORDER! Defunding the police was a call by self-proclaimed socialists in America. The self-proclaimed Filipino socialists also want to defund the Philippine National Police. The consequences are indeed very terrible. Without the police, who then will protect the proletariat from businesses that refuse to pledge allegiance to the glorious Communist state?!  The results have been disastrous. Meanwhile, schools like the Peking University and the University of Economics-Ho Chi Minh City (UEH)...

It's really annoying how some people claim to be Communists, serving the justice of the working class but they're lazy bums. Somehow, Generation Z might just even be the worst generation if the Communist Revolution is to survive. Protectionism or isolation caused Communism to stagnate. Now, we've got LAZY Gen-Z people in both America and the Philippines. It's easy for them to be so-called commies in a democratic country. Let them try being commies in either China or Vietnam where it's NO WORK NO PAY. It's been the same idiocy by the CPP-NPA legal fronts. They have been asking for "Sahod itaas! Presyo ibaba! Ayuda para sa lahat!" Well, the Komunistang Sosyal would like to share its thoughts. Ano naman talaga ginagawa ng mga hunghang na yan? Rally lang ng rally diba? Do these people even have decent jobs? The Komunistang Sosyal doubts it as far as observation goes - the only real job that members of the CPP-NPA have is to rally. They want more jobs but t...

Yes, Communists have seized the means of produksyon by making private enterprises pledge allegiance to the State! Now, it's time to look at this at Qianmen Street, south of Tiananmen Square, and you get to try the great Communist Roast Duck. The bustling Qianmen Street is a food paradise that North Korea, Cuba, and Venezuela failed to achieve. While Venezuela has bread lines - China has long lines of people wanting to try this must-have Communist Roast Duck! For the best Communist Roast Duck, the Komunistang Sosyal recommends Quanjude Roast Duck: Established in 1864, Quanjude is the most famous roast duck restaurant in Beijing. After years of development, the signature Quanjude Roast Duck and other 400 special dishes have been praised as "China's first must-eat” and are welcomed by many government officials, domestic and foreign tourists. Its Duck Feast was also appointed as a state banquet by former premier Zhou Enlai. Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant is the most famous ro...

Gordon Ramsay may be from capalist Britain but he learned Cooking with Communism. Vietnamese food is among the best features of Communist cuisine. Okay, stop raising up North Korea has no cuisine to offer. Well, South Korea may be democratic but they're now relying on Communist Vietnam as a manufacturing hub.  What's the issue with Vietnam why it's spreading Communist Cooking unlike North Korea or Cuba? It's because of Vietnam's free market Communism. True, Vietnam has NO private land ownership. However, Vietnam allows private enterprises to exist as long as they contribute to the glorious Communist State. Many comrades in Vietnam now are willing to teach Communist Cooking to capitalist Ramsay. Yes, the power of Communism, when done right will give us the best food. No more breadlines. Groceries full of supplies. Private enterprises that pledge allegiance to the glorious Communist state. FDIs have only strengthened the power of Vietnam against North Korea. Now that...

This is a parody video and yes, it's done by a capitalist. However, both Chinese Communists and Vietnamese Communists must laugh at how American socialists are getting socialism wrong! They're blaming capitalism. It's pretty much playing a game and blaming one's opponent for one's loss instead of acknowledging that they did something wrong. Communism has worked in China and Vietnam because it has decided to do one thing North Korea and Cuba refused to do - UPGRADE! Kapag luma na yung sistema ay wala talagang pag-asa. Can you imagine that you're still using Windows 95 in 2023? That's the kind of socialism that American socialists are used to! They're taught that Cuba is a socialist paradise. Like WUT? The Cuban in the video made a point. I bet the Cuban in the video could've had better access if he had gone to China or Vietnam. However, America is nearer and the country has had a good supply of companies that can feed the Sosyalist Machinery. In no ti...

It's always an accusation by the liberal capitalist world, "You are contradicting yourself! Why do you use an iPhone when you're a Communist!" Well, comrades, it's time to really address that it can be a contradiction and not a contradiction. The contradiction must be addressed ASAP!  There are facts that must be known. Apple may be founded on the soil of democratic America but it was two glorious Communist countries that made it expand. It was private enterprises, not capitalism itself, that made the iPhone. True, the late Steve Jobs was born in a democratic country. However, Apple began its real foothold in the world when it went to China and Vietnam. True, there are other Apple factories in democratic, non-Communist countries. However, none can match Apple's deal with China where the biggest factory in the world exists . It's not so contradictory really when one thinks of this. One must think that Socialism with Chinese Characteristics and Doi Moi (from...