Vietnamese Starbucks Commies: Discussing Sosyalist Economic Plans with Apple Products

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It's time for another rant against the unrestrained capitalist system. Capitalism and sosyalism aren't methods of production but ECONOMIC systems. Yes, that's right, and Vietnam considers itself a socialist free-market economy and not a capitalist free-market economy. It's because capitalism is an unrestrained factor. Just look at how KDramas seldom allow glimpses of nudity (though no full front). That will not sit well with the high council of Communists. The slogan is, "Gosh! Capitalists must be so poor! They can't afford clothes!" 

The Communist Party of Vietnam (CPV) had to set public WiFi censorship after the release of new iPhones and MacPROs. Some members of the CPV youth front, the Ho Chi Minh Communist Youth Union (HCYU) were caught jacking off to beautiful naked blondes on their newly-released Apple gadgets. Vietnamese communists must know Playboy caused the defeat of America in the Vietnam War!

Apple can work in either a capitalist or sosyalist context. In the case of Vietnamese, the Doi Moi Policy has allowed FDIs. The Vietnamese communists allowed Apple to build its factor in Vietnam. The result is that Vietnamese communists have their Apple products. Members of the HCYU go to Starbucks with their MacPROs, iPhones, and iPads to discuss to promote sosyalism at a new level. 

The words of Deng Xiaoping said, "Poverty isn't Communism! To be rich is glorious!" The path that Deng took was the socialist road. That is, enforce the hammer and sickle to the proletariat. Before anyone can be part of the proletariat program - they must work. Hopefully, Chinese Communism will return back to the Dengist roots. The Xi Jinping School of Thought needs to revise if it expects to spread Komunistang Sosyal agenda. 

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